O God, I want a cookie.
I want an Oreo Cookie. or several ….
It’s the fault of the Washington Post, which reported that a study by students at Connecticut College found Oreos as addictive to rats as cocaine. The short article included an image of a stack of Oreos.
I don’t even like Oreo Cookies, but I suddenly and absolutely needed a stack of them, presumably to satisfy the opiates and dopamine running around in my head.
All I have in the cupboard is a jar of olives and some sunflower seeds. These are not giving me the fix I need.
And so I am reduced to lamentation. I sit alone at my computer. I pray.
O God, I want a cookie.
the sacred ordinary 
damn it, now i want a cookie. AND NOT JUST ONE EITHER! 🙂
thank you Brian who I do not know. this was well worth clicking – a much needed laugh.
LOL!!!!!
it’s kind of weird how popular they considering how dull they are. i’d much rather have a nice squishy oatmeal cookie full of raisins.
Yesterday Bob came home with a bag of Publix fake Orios…..there should be a law. The
filling was definitely fake and too sugary. Yes they are addictive to Bob. I try not to think
about them at all. My piano students always liked them a lot at recital time. They are a tradition
to stay, like Twinkies. pat
Beautifully said.
I hate the things! Rather have the cocaine.